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collegehumor: All Natural Hair Stockings Anti-pervert but not...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:41:47 -0400

collegehumor:

All Natural Hair Stockings

Anti-pervert but not anti-perspirant.

madmeinabluebox: forever-pretty-awkward: Ways to kill your...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:41:38 -0400

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:40:52 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:39:52 -0400

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neobeat219: bemeans: Each morning, like clockwork, they board...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:20:42 -0400

neobeat219:

bemeans:

Each morning, like clockwork, they board the subway, off to begin their daily routine amidst the hustle and bustle of the city.

But these aren’t just any daily commuters. These are stray dogs who live in the outskirts of Moscow Russia and commute on the underground trains to and from the city centre in search of food scraps.

Then after a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.

Experts studying the dogs, who usually choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train, say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop – after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train.

Scientists believe this phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city centre to the suburbs.

Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: “These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway – to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people.”

Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”

The dogs have also amazingly learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.

With children the dogs “play cute” by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy – and scraps.

Dr Poiarkov added: “Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists.”

This makes me want to cry

hom3stuck-pon3: evisane: these-words-they-will-not-heal: lizaw...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:19:06 -0400

hom3stuck-pon3:

evisane:

these-words-they-will-not-heal:

lizawithazed:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly

I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk

favorite video on the internet

I love how at the end he’s just

“OOOOHHH HON HON HON HON HON”

hom3stuck-pon3: evisane: these-words-they-will-not-heal: lizaw...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:16:20 -0400

hom3stuck-pon3:

evisane:

these-words-they-will-not-heal:

lizawithazed:

captain-gumdrops:

bluhbluhhugedork:

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

I actually love spiders and I just cracked the fuck up at this utterly

I swear I would not be as afraid of spiders as I am if they talk

favorite video on the internet

I love how at the end he’s just

“OOOOHHH HON HON HON HON HON”

I saw that video back when it was titled spider loves cocaine XD. It makes it 100 million times funnier.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:16:01 -0400

ivegottobethere: ima-ho-ho-ho: rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:15:52 -0400

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

friendly-giant-mushroom: castielyousonofabitch: postmodernismru...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:11:42 -0400

friendly-giant-mushroom:

castielyousonofabitch:

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

He was like the Renaissance Robert Pattinson

darthcubby: America sucks at a lot of things.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:25:25 -0400

darthcubby:

America sucks at a lot of things.

pleatedjeans: via

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:20:40 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

reichenfeels: reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:20:07 -0400

reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

“We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”

“Come on, it’s just a joke”

“toughen up and stop being a baby”

“We’re just teasing”

BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

thelichqueen: malapropsbookstore: jeremybdavis: Inspiration...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:12:06 -0400

thelichqueen:

malapropsbookstore:

jeremybdavis:

Inspiration found in a bookstore.

A wonderful life philosophy.

1. Reblogging this as a reminder; and 2. I love when people I follow/am tumblr friends with reblog the things I post to the Malaprop’s tumblr.

onthesideoftheotters: lumalovesally: writeworld: Robert...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:07:25 -0400

onthesideoftheotters:

lumalovesally:

writeworld:

Robert Plutchik created a wheel of emotions in 1980 which consisted of 8 basic emotions and 8 advanced emotions each composed of 2 basic ones.

Eight Basic Emotions

Joy

Sadness

Trust

Disgust

Fear

Anger

Surprise

Anticipation

Basic Emotion ⇄ Basic Opposite

Joy ⇄ Sadness

Trust ⇄ Disgust

Fear ⇄ Anger

Surprise ⇄ Anticipation

Combination of Basic Emotions (A + B) = Advanced Human Emotions (Opposite Advanced Emotion in Parentheses)

Anticipation + Joy = Optimism (Disapproval)

Joy + Trust = Love (Remorse)

Trust + Fear = Submission (Contempt)

Fear + Surprise = Awe (Aggression)

Surprise + Sadness = Disappointment (Optimism)

Sadness + Disgust = Remorse (Love)

Disgust + Anger = Contempt (Submission)

Anger + Anticipation = Aggression (Awe)

I actually had this diagram from my psychology class and I started writing a series or fics based on all the emotions.

But this one is way more detailed I’ll have to save it.

fucking coolest thing ive seen in months

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:02:59 -0400

hannibalthecanibal: vachelsstrife: wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuf...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:01:11 -0400

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:54:29 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:53:19 -0400

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9gag: 10 points..

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:50:59 -0400

9gag:

10 points..