America in one gif
omg the eagle exploding it
How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert
you (nearly) sunk my battleship.
there are actual tear in my eyes
when my friend had her first kiss, she told everyone her mouth got laid
she didn’t realize that everyone thought she’d given a blowjob on the first date
Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.
The difference between Science and Engineering.
My whole life I’ve been building my wall, trapping me inside with no one being allowed in. But you’ve become my trojan horse, walking through unquestioned, and destroying me from the inside.
And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.
I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
What does this mean???? Help????
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
praise our lorde jesus christ