“The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles.”
sex is a lot like a hot bath
once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in
i’ve never had sex
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
Maths of life.
How this scene should have gone
If you don’t get it, say it out loud
That took me 5 minutes…
I LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY FOR SO LONG
I dont get it???
SAY IT OUT LOUD.
I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match
i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping.
Obviously need a new pillow dumbass
This kid has been staring at a picture of broccoli for about 15 minutes now
He keeps zooming in and out and looking over every branch
Finals week has really taken a lot out of some people
i tried to invoke the powers of jesus on my history test but the lord has failed me